Friday, November 7, 2008

uv light pee detector arrives

Well, we love it. It detects the pee. But, it doesn't work in "light" very well. So we wait til dark, and then troll around the house, looking for pee with our uv light detector. Also, my fucking house stinks. And I cleaned up so much pee yesterday.

I have the prescription for kitty prozac. I haven't filled it. He seems so happy, he just pees everywhere. I am at a loss. I'm gonna watch tennis and be a bit sad about my stinky house.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Toby Peed In Front of Me

I was sitting in the living room and Toby peed right on the kitty scratch tower. I picked him up and put hm in the litter box. He looked confused. I have the prescription for Jake to go on kitty prozac, but I haven't filled it yet. But right now, Jake is sitting next to me. Also, I dropped off laundry around the corner, and the lady said, you have a new kitty? She told me that Penny is going over the fence. Fuck.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Spot Spotter, the U.V.Urine Detector, Arrives in Mail

It claims to "reveal hidden urine spots". It works on any surface-carpet, upholstery, tile, sheet rock- anything, My house smells very very badly, and it's because I can't find always where the cats pee. Also, it is because at least two of my cats pee everywhere. But this thing claims it will " illuminate urine undetectable to the human eye."

I am hoping it will improve the quality of our life, by helping me with my hours and hours and HOURS of cat pee cleaning. Also, I took Jake to the vet. I got a prescription for some cat anti-depressant. But my vet was not hopeful. He said, you can medicate a compulsive person and it might help a bit, but they'll always be compulsive. Or something like that. And then he said, you can also hire a behavioral specialist to come to your house. Hmmm. He said, like, for a grand. Good lord.

The fight against cat pee continues.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Cat Pee

I think the Felispray helps. That said, I have not cleaned cat pee in a day or two and today- after being out all day- I came in the house and was like, WHOAAH, my house stinks. It's like someone peed all over the front door. My eyes burned. Fuck. Tomorrow, I am drinking coffee and cleaning, cleanining cleaning. And I should put Jake on prozac, I know.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

the other night, I woke up in the middle of the night and Penny was sleeping on my neck

Man, did that give me asthma. I used my inhalor for the first time in years.

Today, I sprayed Icky Poo cat clean up Spray on the red couch in the boys' room. Their whole floor stinks. So I sprayed and scrubbed the radiator and wall behind it and curtains in the hall. Dark, crystalized chunks of cat pee were loosened. It stunk. It made me really sad - nearly hopeless. I was thinking, I 'm putting that motherfucker on prozac while I was cleaning.

I then sprayed Felispray around. I also wiped down the kitchen spots that get peed on and sprayed some Felispray.

Now I leave to get cat food.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Felispray and my house of cats.

Well, it turns out the felispray gives me asthma. I cleaned pee off of the fridge, and near the garbage can and washed a pair of flipflops that had pee all over them. I cleaned up some other spots- last night, the orange couch again, for instance. It is just Jake at this point. I don't think it's any of the other cats. I am seriously contemplating putting him on prozac.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

More Pee and some barf

I found some interesting pee- on this radiator in the living room where jake used to pee all the time because he would sit on it and look out the window and see this other cat who could still get into our yard (we put up some serious fence) and then he would pee all over the radiator. So it's been a while since he peed there. (BTW- cat pee on radiator in summer- bad. Cat pee on radiator in winter- I WANT TO DIE _ HELP! I scrubbed it like crazy with Nature's Miracle. Toby then threw up twice- I cleaned that up.